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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her[/quote]

Well, that should _usually_ do... though it's only basic knowledge

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked...[/quote]

... if you've got a body like Pam Anderson...

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Bring Beer...[/quote]

... if its not alcohol free...



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