Anyone who feels that feminism has already taken a few too many knocks, look away now.
Barbie wannabe Blondie Bennett is making her fantasy of becoming plastic a reality – by using hypnotherapy to make her more stupid.
In the latest addition to a strict regime of spray tans, Botox and lip fillers, the 38-year-old has up to three sessions a week to make her more vacant.
And it appears to be working, as the Californian admits to getting lost on the way to her mother’s home – the house she grew up in.