Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife

Kaeptn_Stummel · 22. März 2012

[FONT=&quot]1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]4. A dog's parents never visit.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk...
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's [FONT=&quot]interesting.[/FONT]

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]And last, but not least:
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your[FONT=&quot] stuff.[/FONT]

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]To test this theory:
Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Then open it and see who's glad to see you.[/FONT]

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